Sunday, November 9, 2008

QUESTIONS AND NOTES IN THE WAKE OF THE ELECTION OF 2008

Questions for George Bush after the Election of 2008:


Did George Bush have any reaction to the crowd that somehow materialized around the White House when Obama won the presidential election? It looked like Munchkinland after the house fell on the witch.


What the heck is George Bush going to do in Crawford Texas for the next 25 years? Any time he thinks about traveling outside the country he runs the risk of being arrested for crime against Humanity, especially in countries influenced by France. Or Russia.



Note to the Republicans in Congress:


Instead of enabling George Bush and his administration, you should have exiled the whole lot of them to Saint Helena when you had the chance to redeem yourselves. Now if the voters have any say in it, the Republicans will be wandering around in the wilderness until 2048 with or without Moses. Probably without. Moses does not impress me as Country Club Set.



Another Note to Republicans:


If you want to win a presidential election, do these three things


1 Do not nominate someone who is certifiable for president no matter what his experience. McCain was held prisoner and tortured for five years. One should not put that sort of emotional baggage in a job that has access to atomic weapons.


2 Take a close look at the hills and don’t nominate someone who is older than them.


3 Select a candidate who will also campaign while running around from place to place making speeches. I do not want to say that McCain’s campaign was the worst I have seen in 40 years of political monitoring, but he could not sell air conditioning in the Amazon.

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